by Planet Embla


So, as some of you may know, I went to court the other day to settle my MIP case. (Minor In Possession.)

Yes, I did break the law by being intoxicated on campus.

But you know what? Arizona has some ridiculous laws.

Apparently in the state of Arizona, “your body is a container”, therefore if you admit to drinking a beer or two, you are automatically¬†charged although you are not in any possession of alcohol.

Mind blown…

But no worries, all will be settled.

I’ll be good, I swear. (;